Your Goose Is Cooked

After months of terrifying toddlers throughout the community, this goose finally met her demise at the hands of a formidable young foe... An adorable three-year-old with a Kung-Fu grip!

So, take that you stupid goose... Take that!

As if we don't have something to do already (uh, pee), Sega is giving us men something more to do at the urinal. "Toylets" is a new interactive toilet video game controlled by your urine stream. That's right, you heard me... A video game controlled by your urine stream.

Toylets, according to Japan’s Akihabara News, are truly repositories of both pleasure and pressure.

To say this is a parenting fail is almost a travesty. Honestly, this couple has got to be on the list of the all-time worst parents in history - right?

How could you possibly risk the life of your child like this? Seriously folks, they're tossing their baby across a crevasse in a mountain for Pete's sake. Are they really saving that much time by doing this? Couldn't they just climb down and then go around? What will they do with the poor little tyke when they come to waterfall or run into a rattlesnake? Geez!

Awe, this poor guy was only clocked doing 34 MPH - a mere 8 points from Jazon's high score of 42. Better luck next time, young fella, better luck next time.

Seriously, though... What a novel idea. Instead of giving out tickets, the police should hold contests to see who can safely go the highest over the speed limit. This would change driving habits all over the country. Think about it... No more being late for stuff. No more little old ladies doing 10 MPH under the speed limit in front of you. Wow, the world would be such a better place!

This one is really almost too funny for words! Good thing this photographer had his/her camera around, 'cause I don't think anyone would have believed this without the proof.

I'm "guessing" the wall sign says "Canadian Clay and Glass Gallery" - but I've never been to this place, so I can't be 100% certain. If you've been here and know the actual name of this gallery, please leave a comment below.

Minnesota Welcomes You! Um...to what? Obviously this poster is a parody of vacation posters picking on poor "frozen tundra" Minnesota. But it does give you pause to think why would anyone south of Minnesota choose to vacation there, much less live there. The cold nights? The cold days? The cold afternoons? The cold mornings? The cold...well, you get the point. Well, if you ever need to get away from civilization and don't feel like going all the way to Alaska, then Minnesota is the place for you, I guess. Well, don't feel too bad Minnesota, at least you aren't Canada! I kid, I kid.

Source: Big_kat

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Rednecks are the backbone of the United States, some would say. And to those people I would say, "Are you freaking kidding me?!?" Rednecks provide a useful and necessary function in our society. They do stupid stuff that we can laugh at to make us non-redneck people feel better about ourselves. This photo is a great case in point. Not only in this dangerous and extremely illegal it is also hilarious. Look at that stoopid redneck. Take a moment to feel good about yourself, unless you are a redneck.

We salute you, Rednecks! Keep on doing dumb things so our self confidence never dips as low as your IQ!

No rednecks were harmed, unbelievably , during this photo.

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Naked Bikers Photo Bomb!

So, when you're a tourist in London, England... Always check your background carefully. Or, if not, you might end-up like this attractive young lady - with a bunch of naked men photo bombing you!